VIRTUAL PENNY

TONI



We have a neighbor who comes here in the summer time
to stay in his childhood home,  each time he comes, 
it rains and rains and rains.....so I made a picture. 
Of course my frogs love the weather, 
but they seem upset when it's so wet that bugs don't fly about. 
Sure,  there are days when it doesn't rain,
otherwise I would kidnap Heikki and sell him to the Arabs as a rainmaker,
but those sunny days are so few that in the 15 years he has been coming here,
I'd say there have been no more than 21 days with sun or just a sprinkle in the day.

2015




Selma and Heidi sitting on a tree, one jumps off, the other one looks on in glee, while  I'm here on bended knee, says Selma, please Heidi will you marry me, now Heidi looks down and Selma looks up and Heidi says yes, and you down there,  will you marry me too, Selma smiles and shouts, yes, my darling I will marry you.

now this is all fantasy...but it's tonttu time and I feel bewitched.

so introducing, Mrs. and Mrs. Hese!

PS: SELMA AND HEIDI ARE NOW MARRIED SINCE JULY 13, 1914

TONI




Teenagers have never been angels but this generation,

bred on me me me culture,

bombarded with multi media and with the attention spans of a gnat,

are surely the most selfish, nasty, and superficial of them all.

TONI






MAY 2 2013

REVENGE IS MINE AFTER 41 YEARS AND HOW SWEET IT IS

there will be a story coming here...
beware those relatives from Porvoo
because I have the dope on your family

TONI

August 23, 2007

Had a horrid night.

Let's go back a little.

Robie woke me at 5:10, Heidi was in the shower he says.

So up I get, go to the shower, dress, drink coffee and we are off. The drive is over all too fast. Too too fast. We are here, up on the 6th floor. They make her change clothes, take 2 pills and she begins to drift off. She cries, of course she is scared. I more so.

Suddenly she says, "Erotic anticipation is fun, but this anticipation sucks.."

Wish this was over.

TONI

 



you must only speak good of the dead,

 __________ ____________, is dead.

 Good.

TONI



Chronically  Disorganized.




august 10

and after all my shopping, this box was waiting at the post....
gifts from the wild women
It's so nice to be surprised with something so lovely and beautiful.

six bowls arrived,
only five survived,
a gifts from the brides.
they will now have the  place of pride,
and when I look a them
they will make me feel gay inside.