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I am trying to learn how to use this page but it's all in finnish and it takes trail and error so it's just full of gobbileegook






"A bear teaches us that if the heart is true,
it doesn't matter much if an ear drops off."




 Beauty is truth, truth beauty ,—that is all.
    Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.





BRING A WHEEL BARROW FULL OF THERE.




Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

Bill Cosby





"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

 Dr. Seuss

The love of my Life, Tummeli Luppakorva


Don't eat anything your grandmother wouldn't recognize as food
Avoid food products containing ingredients that no ordinary human would keep in the pantry
Avoid food products ingredient that a third grader could not pronounce
Avoid food products that make health claims (that is an interesting one, think about it?)
Avoid food with words "lite" "low fat" or "nonfat"
Eat food that will eventually rot
If it came from a plant eat it, if it was made in a plant, don't.





"Dreaming permits each and everyone of us to
be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."

William Dement




"functional necrophilia"

frog orgy
There is nothing beneficial to a female about being killed in a orgy.

In the deadpan style of academics, Izzo writes that "such occurrences are obviously detrimental to females". You don't say.

There might even be some benefits for the female. She too gets a post-mortem chance of passing her genes to future frogs despite the unfortunate side effect of, er, being drowned by a ball of violent males. Silver lining!





Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Mark Twain






Hold your ground!





"How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live."
-- Henry David Thoreau





I didn't communicate with home,
I entirely cut myself off, I was alone and adrift,
there was no audience,
unlike with that fellow trying to perch himself on Rockall.



Rockall is a very small, uninhabited island located around 300 miles (480 km) off the west coast of mainland Scotland.  At just over 25 metres wide by 17.15 metres high, the extinct volcano doesn't seem to have any outstanding features of particular interest but nothing could be further from the truth.








"I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand,
as in what direction we are moving:
To reach the port of heaven, we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it,
but we must sail, and not drift, nor lie at anchor"

Oliver Wendell Holmes


I find television very educating.
Every time somebody turns on the set,
I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx


Here at the Hellas the outhouse has a lovely library on the walls and art as well!




I have an everyday religion that works for me.
Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.

Lucille Ball

When I hum while I cook, watch out, a new dish
will be revealed and never to be made again.








I hope you find what you are looking for. When you are starting to get old and beginning to fall apart like me, it will be something you can look back on, and cherish. You'll be better for it, both refueled and strengthened!

There is no way or reason  to tell the younger generation, for first of all they won't listen or care, and secondly they have their own lives and memories to make.


I was picking out small rocks from the dirt and he went and got the pitchfork and started to do what I was doing but he also let in all the crab grass, I wanted just rocks, I asked him to stop because I was doing it and he said something and I said something and it ended up with me saying, you don't need a wife, and he replied,
I like living with a bull shiter.

that hurt me and now I am crying.....

dad 12:12 22 may 13



if you are depressed, you are living in the past.

if you are anxious, you are living in the future.

if you are at peace, you are living in the present

lao tzu






"illmail"





I'M EFFICIENT!
(AND A PISCES)

SO

I'M A FISH-ENT






Isolation is the ideal human condition for introspection.



It's pretty well known
that the CIA
has been installing friendly dictators
around the world for years.

Rob Walto









I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.

Lucille Ball

Lovers are to be remembered in warmth and moments of great happiness.






If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

Dolly Parton

           

              On the first day God created the cow.  God said, "You must go
               to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the
                sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will
                             give you a life span of sixty years."

              The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live
                 for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the
                                other forty." And God agreed.

              On the second day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day
             by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or
                 walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." 

             The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years
                   and I'll give you back the other ten."  So God agreed.

             On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain
                people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a
                                    twenty-year life span."

            The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years?
                I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll
                           do too, okay?" And God agreed again.

              On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play,
               have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you
                                        twenty years."

            Man said, "What? Only twenty years! No way, man. Tell you what,
              I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the
              ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back, that
                                    makes eighty, okay?"

                           "Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."

              So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have
               sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave
                in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we
               do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the
              last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

                                 Life has now been explained.









Love yourself first and everything else falls into line.
You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

Lucille Ball






"Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse,
not a gender and a gender."

 Hendrik Hertzberg





OWL
Wisdom, Truth, Patience, Foresight & Knowledge, & a protector against harm.





Perhaps the religious beliefs and practices of this world are best summed up by the words recorded by one of Jesus Christ's first disciples, the apostle John. Under inspiration he wrote, "So the great dragon was cast out, that serpent of old, called the Devil and Satan, who deceives the whole world; he was cast to the earth, and his angels were cast out with him" (Revelation 12:9, emphasis added).





"Science may have found a cure for most evils,
but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all:
the apathy of human beings."

Helen Keller




Several times, when I was a teenager and in my early twenties,
I knowingly parachuted myself into environments where I was isolated for months,
at least culturally and linguistically.
My only understandable companions were Penguin paperbacks,
and the only thing I ever missed was a bar of good chocolate.








superhuman controlling power

    Tea Superstitions



    To stir the pot counter clockwise will stir up trouble,
    To make tea stronger than usual indicates a new friendship,
    To spill a little tea while making it is a lucky omen,
    If the lid is accidentally left off the teapot, you may expect a stranger bringing bad news,
    To put milk in your tea before sugar is to cross the path of love, perhaps never to marry,
    Two teaspoons, accidentally placed together on the same saucer, points to a wedding or a pregnancy,
    If two women should pour from the same teapot, one of them will have a baby within the year,
    Tea spilling from the spout of the teapot while being carried indicates a secret will be revealed,
    Undissolved sugar in the bottom of your teacup means that there is someone sweet on you,
    If the tag falls off the teabag while it's in your cup, you will lose something within a week,






The Battle Hymn of the Ranapublic
by John Boardman

Mine ears have heard the croaking of the Giant Barded Frogs.
They are swimming through the marshes, they are leaping over logs.
They are eagerly devouring people, vampire bats, and dogs,
As they go hopping on!

Glory, glory, ribbit ribbit!
Glory, glory, ribbit ribbit!
Glory, glory, ribbit ribbit!
As they go hopping on!

Their hides are leather shields on which a sword has never stung.
They have claws upon the forefeet, they have barbs upon the toungue
With which they torture women who are sensitive and young
As they go hopping on!

Glory, glory, ribbit ribbit!
Glory, glory, ribbit ribbit!
Glory, glory, ribbit ribbit!
As they go hopping on!


They have armor-plated eyeballs and their teeth are made of brass,
Their breath corrodes titanium, their voices shatter glass,
They shoot snake venom from their jaws and napalm out their ass,
As they go hopping on!

Glory, glory, ribbit ribbit!
Glory, glory, ribbit ribbit!
Glory, glory, ribbit ribbit!
As they go hopping on!


They'll jump a seven-meter fence, they'll float like a balloon.
They'll swim like Flipper's brothers and they're fast as a typhoon.
In fact, they say that Armstrong found a couple on the Moon,
As they go hopping on!

Glory, glory, ribbit ribbit!
Glory, glory, ribbit ribbit!
Glory, glory, ribbit ribbit!
As they go hopping on!











"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophy.
Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness."

Dalai Lama






There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a nice cup of tea. ~ Bernard-Paul Heroux






"what needs to know, knows"

-toni





What is comedy?
Tragety plus Time.
from the movie
 Crime and Misdemeanors

Woody Allen










Women are like tea bags.They do not know how strong they are until they get into hot water. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt