THE AUTHOR
I am set in my ways. I have a Master of Science degree in electronics and electrical engineering. I adore my children. I am married to a wonderful woman, who keeps me on the strait and narrow.



GAP

This is a story built on hearsay; it has some basis in real events and the rest is an attempt at imagining someone else's life situation.  But all's well that ends well, right?


GOLLY

This is a story about a bully that went too far.  He ended up going really far away while his rival got all the treats.  How about that?


TAKING THE OLD MAN FOR A WALK

That's Tummeli spilling the beans again.  She can make even a dog walk sound interesting.  Keep up the good work, Tummeli!


DO GREMLINS EXIST?

You bet they do.  This is the tale of a missed opportunity--a sharper mind would have seen it, collected the stats, and become famous.  As it is, you'll have to take my word for it.


NORMAL WASHING MACHINE OPERATION

Some machines have artificial intelligence.  Modern washing machines have been equipped with perverse intelligence to make it seem that they're saving water.  How can you save water when the clothes don't get clean and you have to wash them again?  But there's a way to wash normally, the way it used to be.

FATHER GREGORY